Mary's Funeral Plans! AKA Songs That Will Play at my Funeral: This Probably Can't Count as a Legal Will

If you're looking at this, you probably won't get anthing from me anyways!

VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION

When I die, I want to burried in this. The KISS Kasket. It's a real thing. It's licensed. Dimebag Darrel was burried in one. I want to be, too.

Could you invite BTS to come and dance on top of my casket? Thx.

Very Important List of Songs to be Played at myFuneral

• Ha Ha You're Dead
• The entire Persona 5 Soundtrack
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• Darude-Sandstorm
• I am Very Glad Because I am Finally Returning Back Home
• Second Chance
• Crab Rave
• Chungus Anthem
• DK Rhapsody
• Why not? All of Green Day's songs leading up to the Trilogy
• Ocean Man
• I DECLARE THAT BENEATH THE MASK INSTRUMENTAL RAIN VERSION SHALL BE PLAYED IN MY GRAVE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!
• Buddy Holly
• Say It Ain't So
• The Sweater Song
• Hash Pipe
• El Scorcho
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You're Gonna Go Far Kid
• Give It Away
• Can't Stop
• Holiday In Cambodia
• Blitzkrieg Bop
• Should I Stay Or Should I Go
• God Save The Queen
• Computer Error Song
• Reach Out To The Truth First Battle Version
• Burn My Bread
• Operation Ivy S/T Album
• Megalovania
• Goofy Goober Rock
• Modern Day Delilah (By Kiss, obviously)
• Shout It Out Loud
• Detroit Rock City
• Rock and Roll All Night
• Panama
• Eruption
• Jump
• Thunderstuck
• Boom Boom Dollar
• All of the album Smash by the Offspring
• Pretty Fly For a White Guy
• Original Prankster
• Hit That
• Dividng By Zero/Slim Pickens...
• All of Spy Rock Road and Other Stories
• The View
• Song 2
• Strutter
• Deuce
• Firehouse
• Detroit Rock City
• Shout It Out Loud
• Rock and Roll All Nite
• To close off the whole ceremony, Good Riddance

My Will

I don't have friends anyways, but here's crap they can get! Effective as of 10/29/20. If it is not updated within a year, consider the will outdated.

• To my dearest and only brother, William, I leave all of my money and monetary items excluding the ones below.
• To my online friend Stephen Caroll, I leave all my guitars and basses.
• To my good friend Mckenzie Otwell, I leave all of my anime merch, manga, and all video game related stuff I own that my brother doesn't want.
• To my closest friend, currently, Jenna Howard, I leave all of my jewelry, my flutes and piccolos.
• To Ella Williams I leave one of my umbrellas. It doesn't matter which.
• To Catherine (Katie) Horan, I leave my socks. Don't ask. You get my socks.
• To Emma Parker, I leave my three the office pins. I literally can't think of anything else.
• To Addie Sharum, since she won't stop asking, you can have that one blazer of mine with the tiger on the back.