Mary's Funeral Plans! AKA Songs That Will Play at my Funeral: This Probably Can't Count as a Legal Will

If you're looking at this, you probably won't get anthing from me anyways!


When I die, I want to burried in this. The KISS Kasket. It's a real thing. It's licensed. Dimebag Darrel was burried in one. I want to be, too.

Could you invite BTS to come and dance on top of my casket? Thx.

Very Important List of Songs to be Played at myFuneral

My Will

I don't have friends anyways, but here's crap they can get! Effective as of 10/29/20. If it is not updated within a year, consider the will outdated.